10 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET AT THE GYM
Lately, I’ve been observing the people I work out with.
There are all kinds of people and I find them amusing so, I’ve decided to list
them out.
1. The Cosmetics’ Shops:
These are the women who come to the gym
like it is a pub. They literally take the time out to get all decked up. They
wear the darkest lipstick from their collection, apply eye liner like it is
free for them and to top it all, rouge? Rouge is like their best friend. Pink
to be precised. Because no matter what your skin tone is, pink is your only
choice.
Seriously, no one is looking at you. NO
ONE!
2. The Work Out Freak:
This is usually a guy. He is so engrossed
in his work out that he doesn’t care about what the other people think. He
spends like 4 hours at the gym and still feels like he should give more time to
his body. Seriously, as much as an inspiration this guy is to many, he also is
a reason for many people’s inferiority complexes. This guy freaks you out, admit it.
3. The Selfie Bees:
Now, this bee is buzzed, ALL THE TIME. They
want a selfie of everything they do. They are buzzed about every freaking
machine. So, their time at the gym is something like this;
Treadmill, SELFIE! Cross-trainer, SELFIE!
Exer-bike, SELFIE! Toilet, SELFIE! And if this was not all, they are excited
about the mirrors, too. And then, you know what they do. CLICK!
4. The Fashion Divas:
These people come to the gym wearing the
sexiest outfits, which are not even made for working out. Their outfits either
make them uncomfortable, or make us
uncomfortable. These divas are found at everybody’s gym. They’re rarely found
working out. They are usually texting. And it is yet a mystery what they’re
texting about, because they do nothing but text.
5. The Smarty Pants:
They are the people who flaunt what they
know. They want everyone to know what they know. Ever seen anyone who is
fluttering like a butterfly from one person to another, telling them how to
work out? That’s your Smarty Pant right there.
6. The Disinterested Beings:
We all feel sorry for these people. They
are absolutely disinterested in working out, but since they’ve heard so much
about their ever-increasing weight, they have no option but to get down working
on that bod. So, you’d never see them being all focused on their workout. They
are just there to stay away from those who tell them how fat they are.
7. The Greek Gods:
The Greek Gods!! They have such perfect
bodies that you want to hug and slap them at the same time. The reason why they
are working out is still unknown. Admit it, the Greek Gods are one of your
reasons for going to the gym.
8. The Lost Souls:
They are kind of the entertainers. They do
not come for working out. They come to sit. And they sit. And sit. And sit. And
when they realize they’ve sat for too long at one place, they get up and find
another place to sit. And they sit. And the best part about them is they don’t
stare at anybody or anything. They stare at the floor, like they are doing some
kind of a profound thinking, while they SIT.
9. The Texty Texters:
These are a bit different from the fashion
divas. They dress up normally, but what attracts our attention is their fingers
going all, “tick tick tic tick.” Why? Why? Why would you even come to a gym and
text when you can do so many better things? And no, I don’t mean take selfies
or anything, but just STOP TEXTING. They’re so engaged in texting that they’re
not even aware of what they’re doing and the next thing you know, the
cross-trainer that they are on, has gone on a pause mode, like 5 minutes ago.
10. The Expressive:
We have all seen this one. They are known
for their workout faces. Because when they are working out, and if you only see
their faces and not their bodies, you’ll think that they are pooping. In fact,
just to let out a personal thought, I think it is what their sex face looks
like. I am just saying, because you never know.
So, this was my list of the types of people you meet at the
gym. I’m sure there are many more, but these are the only ones that I have
seen.
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